2. What specifically about whacking the front door with a hanger causes you to cackle with glee and triumph?
3. Don’t those bath bubbles taste nasty? I mean, you’re shoving them into your mouth like cake bites.
4. I understand you’re tired. But you do realize that your screaming keeps YOU from falling asleep too, right?
5. I’m fascinated by your stubbornness. Honestly, having neither seen nor eaten either before today, how exactly were you able to tell the difference between yellow cake and corn bread?