5 Questions My 19-Month Old Will Probably Never Answer


CAM071151. Seriously, I’ve been sitting here the whole time you’ve been in the high chair. How did you manage to get pasta sauce on your butt?

2. What specifically about whacking the front door with a hanger causes you to cackle with glee and triumph?

3. Don’t those bath bubbles taste nasty? I mean, you’re shoving them into your mouth like cake bites.

4. I understand you’re tired. But you do realize that your screaming keeps YOU from falling asleep too, right?

5. I’m fascinated by your stubbornness. Honestly, having neither seen nor eaten either before today, how exactly were you able to tell the difference between yellow cake and corn bread?

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4 thoughts on “5 Questions My 19-Month Old Will Probably Never Answer

  1. If babies could talk, then they would repeat a lot of saying, or whatever is handy to use. Believe it or not that a sleepy child is showing you their worst side….

  2. I can answer the last one. The smell different. They don’t even have to be near your nose. They also “feel” different when you touch them.

    I can’t help with the rest.

  3. I understand you’re tired. But you do realize that your screaming keeps YOU from falling asleep too, right?….. they just don’t understand how great sleep is

  4. Number five is just too funny

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