I’m Running For Office

…preferably a vacant office. One with a nice comfy couch, a warm throw blanket and blackout curtains.

“As we prepare for the possibility of a Zombie Apocalypse, I appeal to those of you who still maintain your humanity to elect me as Governor! You deserve a leader who will eradicate the Walkers once and for all! Stand with me and take up arms! For our future! For the lives of our children! For survival of mankind!”

Vote For Riis

Z o m b i e  A n n i h i l a t o r

 “I’m killin’ ’em!”

Categories: humor, parody | Tags: , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

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3 thoughts on “I’m Running For Office

  1. TheOthers1

    Your daughter is adorable! You’ve got my vote on that alone.

  2. Ummm , it’s a no brainer! You got my vote!!!!!

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