12 Signs You’re A Dad


COUNTDOWN: 5 days until Father’s Day…

  1. You know you’re a dad if: Coming home from work actually means being greeted at the door by a wife handing you the baby, and realizing you’ve just started the childcare swing shift.
  2. You know you’re a dad if: You realize sleep deprivation is the #1 buzz kill for sex.
  3. You know you’re a dad if: “Emergency Money” in your wallet is now spent on fast food runs when mom is away.
  4. You know you’re a dad if: You know more about the daily lives of Elmo and Dora the Explorer than Vice President Joe Biden.
  5. You know you’re a dad if: You have perfected the “football hold” and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with sports.
  6. You know you’re a dad if: Your daily exercise consists of 2-Child Power Lifts on a bean bag.
  7. You know you’re a dad if: Your desk at work is devoid of IN/OUT trays, but instead is lined with toys for when your kids come to visit.
  8. You know you’re a dad if: You pray for bedtime.
  9. You know you’re a dad if: You are the unofficial Weekend Activity Coordinator.
  10. You know you’re a dad if: Your kids beg you for a raspberry and they don’t mean fruit.
  11. You know you’re a dad if: Your old clothes are now being used as a Middle School fashion coordinate.
  12. You know you’re a dad if: Prime Time is now replaced with Book Time.
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4 thoughts on “12 Signs You’re A Dad

  1. doesitevenmatter3

    This is sweet, funny, beautiful! A tough, but VERY rewarding role…Dad. 🙂
    I miss my Dad. Cancer took him. But, I will thinking about him this weekend.
    HAPPY HAPPY Father’s Day to you, Riis!!!
    Enjoy those precious children of yours!
    HUGS! 🙂

  2. Thanks Carolyn! And I totally owe you some comments that I’ve been procrastinating over. 😉

  3. TheOthers1

    This made me chuckle. Good dad. 🙂

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